What if Snow White had an attitude problem and unfettered access to the internet?

Wonder no longer — my entire existence is basically living proof. (You’re welcome.) (I think.)

“I don’t know where you came from.”

—my mom, almost always


I’m Madeline, a 20-something living in Salt Lake City, Utah. I’m a writer and an actress (on purpose) and a TikTok content creator (on accident).

I have a day job (in advertising) and lots of hobbies (in almost everything else). My goals are to make cool art with cooler people—like screenplays and podcasts and plays and novels and essay collections and whatever else I decide to try because it really can’t be that difficult. (That’s the overabundance of air signs in me.)

If you also wanna make something neat, let’s chat. And if you wanna just be friends, also neat.